Top 10 Suspects In The Tanzania
& Kenya Embassy Bombings
Timothy McVeigh
The Flemish Independence
Coalition (what TV show does this allude to?)
Your mother
Independent Persecutor Kenneth
Starr, to try to get the press out of his office
Boris Yeltsin: "Oops..."
Bill Gates, cause he just woke
up in a poopy mood and decided to bomb something
The Loyal International Order of
People Who Explode Stuff For The Hell Of It To Piss People Off
Saddam...he's trying to start
another war he can't win again
The same people who burnt down
West Hall
The L.A.P.D.