The Top 10 ways you can tell if you're an engineering
student
Your standard pick-up line is, "Hey, baby, what's your URL?"
Your car's oil filter is made out of toilet paper
Your graphing calculator has more computing power than a Pentium
200
You window-shop at Radio Shack
You've ever debated who was a better captain...
Kirk or Picard
You own more than one slide rule and know how to use them all
You've gotten RAM as a stocking stuffer
You're building a working nuclear reactor in your dorm
You graft a notebook computer onto your stomach
You can't spell "Engineer!"