The Top 10 Things I Am Doing on Fall
Break
Watching every Monty Python movie...again
Tearing apart my mother's 486 and smuggling the parts
into the UNIX lab
360 holes of miniature golf
Realizing my dream of becoming a male prostitute
Making fun on the Norwin School Board...just like
the old days
Rebuilding Cheese (yeah, right.)
Crusing past Pitt-Greensburg and Penn
State-McKeesport and mocking all those who have classes on Monday
Blowing past cops at 150 MPH in my mother's
Corvette
Making stupid Top 10 lists
Getting drunk like there's no tomorrow