The Top 10 Mistakes Made By
Westminster Freshmen
"I took Physics in high school...I can
handle that cheesy Sam Lightner class"
Go cow-tipping at an Amish farm and find
out that it's not Amish...it's a militia member redneck
"Russell Hall looks big on the
outside...it must be big inside, too"
"Yeth, I can hold 'nuthur
beeeer"
Peeing in the front yard of Pres. Tom
Williamson in the middle of the night
Crank calling the guy next door to you
at 3:30 AM when he's a 250 lb. linebacker with a game the next
afternoon
Sending chain e-mails to "ALL STUDENTS,
ALL FACULTY"
"That term paper can wait...let's get
drunk"
Blasting Metallica's "Kill 'Em All" while
crusing downtown New Castle
Anything I did last year