The Top 10 reasons why Matt Fuller left Westminster
His plan for blowing up the new Phi Kappa Tau house was revealed
Already drank every can of Mountain Dew in Lawrence and Mercer Counties, except for Blase Cindric's secret hoard
above the tile ceiling in the UNIX Lab
It's hard to stick around when you, like, have a GPA of 1.3
Paul Wallace wouldn't sell him the old VAX
His all-too-public love affair with a 13-year-old Amish girl kept him from coming back
Wanted to stay in Baltimore so he could visit his best buddy, Tom Kelliher
Once John Ackley
became the new sysadmin of Keystone, Fuller was expendable
Nobody on this campus liked UNIX but him
His plan to save money on room & board by living in the UNIX lab was not well-taken
"College sucks."