Top Ten Reasons Why Matt Fuller is Banned From The UNIX Lab


He scared the shit out of John Ackley
Like, he doesn't even go here anymore
He turned Cheese's old monitor into a microwave
He made a new network out of 386's and the grilled cheese sandwich in Keystone
He turned the SGI toaster into a real toaster
Floyd Zehr upstairs did not appreciate the constant cries of "FUCK ME IN THE GOAT-ASS" coming from the lab
Tom Kelliher in Baltimore did not appreciate the constant cries of "FUCK ME IN THE GOAT-ASS" coming from the lab
Bernie Bonnie didn't like him moving the VAX downstairs
He smashed all of the tape backups of AIX
He's just too damn good for this place

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