Top 10 Quotes (so far) of James E. Hall, Professor of Mathematics

I swear! These are directly attributed to him! I heard each and every one of them.


10It's slicker than you-know-what.
9Only the numbers have been changed to protect the innocent.
8You can do everything with that matrix except pick your own "A"
7It's slicker than snot on a doorknob.
6I have a penchant for defective systems
5I'm sure will have to give Group VI a 6x6 matrix as a penalty
4WHAMBO!
3It's kind of incestuous how they relate...
2I guess that means that I'm mathematically kinky.
1I'm out of papers...you're out of patience...we're out of time.

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