The Top 10 Reasons why Tom Kelliher left Westminster
Made a promise when he started at Westminster that when Cheese
died, he'd go
After seeing Jerry Maguire, he told Dan Hrozencik, "Show me the
money!"
Goucher College did
Four years of Keystone would drive anyone mad...ask Keith
Arner
Four years of Miller Peck would drive anyone mad...ask Keith
Arner again
Found the area to be too dangerous after the Amish tried to
carjack him
Wanted to move to Baltimore so he could be closer to his best
buddy, Matt Fuller
"That damned CS14 class"
Already drunk every Theta Chi under the table
One word: me