Top 10 Things Independent Persecutor Kenneth Starr Found Out In His Investigation


10Al Gore actually cannot move at all because his hair is a nest for endangered hummingbirds
9Vernon Jordan is actually a Wesley Snipes stunt double
8Ken will never be as popular as Ed Muskie
7James McDougal was killed by short-wavelength radiation from UN Black Helicopters
6Linda Tripp is actually Woody Allen in disguise
5Bill & Monica were just playing "Swallow The Leader"
4Hillary is thinking of changing her name to "Hillary Rodman Clinton"
3Whitewater was actually a set-up by jealous half-brother Roger Clinton
2Janet Reno is secretly taking Viagra
1He realized that he'd find "The Real Killers" before he found Vince Foster's killer

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