Top 10 Things Independent
Persecutor Kenneth Starr Found Out In His Investigation
Al Gore actually cannot move
at all because his hair is a nest for endangered hummingbirds
Vernon Jordan is actually a
Wesley Snipes stunt double
Ken will never be as popular as
Ed Muskie
James McDougal was killed by
short-wavelength radiation from UN Black Helicopters
Linda Tripp is actually Woody
Allen in disguise
Bill & Monica were just playing
"Swallow The Leader"
Hillary is thinking of changing
her name to "Hillary Rodman Clinton"
Whitewater was actually a set-up
by jealous half-brother Roger Clinton
Janet Reno is secretly taking
Viagra
He realized that he'd find
"The Real Killers" before he found Vince Foster's killer