Top 10 Ways To Kill Kenny McCormick
Ends up in the business end of a snowblower
He gets kicked in the nuts by a velociraptor
Cartman sits on him
Three words: Spontaneous human combustion
Chef mistakes his head for a tangerine
Gets caught in the middle of an English soccer brawl
Weird Genetic Engineer gives
Kenny four asses and then comes down with a bad case of diarrhea again
Lorena Bobbitt comes to town. 'Nuff said.
Aliens anal-probe him with a Tesla coil
Four words: "Hasta la vista, Kenny!"
Oh my God, they've killed Kenny! You bastards!