Top 10 Things That Will Change Now That Mark McGwire Has Hit 62
George Will has something else to talk about than Clinton, Gore, and Gephardt
#62 will be replayed every year until someone breaks it in 30-odd years
The Cardinals *might* not suck anymore
Sosa will get back to the business of getting the Cubs to the playoffs (Apologies from an old Top 10 list)
The nation will join in and be happy and joyous etcetera...yeah, right, just like when Maris hit his 61st or Hank Aaron hit his 715th
Twice as many paparazzi will be camping out on McGwire's lawn
Ken Starr will open up a grand jury into possible juicing of the 62nd home run ball (Someone's gotta ruin it for everyone)
I have to go back to work again.
ESPN Sportscenter will have to go back to 30-minute programs
We'll be hearing about when Ken Griffey Jr. breaks Roger Maris's AMERICAN LEAGUE home run record...