The Top 10 reasons why Micro$oft sucks
The last spell checker that came in Word 97 was in Swahili
Paul Allen's face is the permanent wallpaper in Windows
One word: ActiveX
They're not bugs, they're not features, they're SECURITY
ENHANCEMENTS!
Windows saying "this program has performed an illegal operation
and will shut down" is as helpful as when your girlfriend says "Well, if you don't know what's
wrong, I'm certainly not going to tell you."
Bill Gates stopped putting those free $20 bills in each upgrade
package
Excel coming back with a message saying "You must pay a license
fee to find out what 3+2 is."
You write an Anti-trust complaint against Micro$oft to the ICC;
they reply, "This document isn't compatible with Word. Please resubmit."
Their tech support is 35,000 trained monkeys (reasoning: if
35,000 monkeys sat down at a computer, one of them would write the full source code for
Powerpoint)
Windows 95. Need I say more?