The Top 10 ways the NFL is
planning to cut down on injuries
Make the field out of foam rubber
Coat every player's body with Teflon so
nobody can touch them
Give out free vials of crack to all
Dallas Cowboys who make it through a game without injury
Replace all defensive linemen with
Westminster's professors
Replace all offensive linemen with
mandrills
Make a rule that all players must walk
instead of run
All players now have to wear complete
suits of armor (That goes with #5)
All players now have to take three shots
of Jose Cuervo before each game and at halftime
Connect the air conditioner to the
locker rooms to a huge bong
Have all knee surgeries performed on
the field