Top 10 Reasons I haven't made a Top 10 list in a while
Been helping [name deleted for Panhellenic reasons]
with her sorority's webpage
John Ackley's MIPS assembler recursion thingy project has
been getting me down
Been watching hundreds of episodes of Law & Order
Out fighting crime as "The Constable of Ni"
Went out feeding Alka-Seltzers to the Amish's horses
Running naked in the snow out in the Quad at night
Been doing Gary Miller impressions off the
roof of Hoyt
Mocking David Reiber, the COBOL instructor
Stealing VT220s out of Bernie's Big Closet of Computer
Artifacts
Like, just a mental blank, man