Top 10 Surprises in the Winter
Olympics
Women's Hockey is actually a
sport (def: "Sport, n.: anything that the U.S. can whoop your ass in")
Southern Baptists protested the
two-man-luge because "It just don't look right"
The world found out that Picabo
Street isn't a kids' show on PBS
"Happy" Harada didn't choke!
U.S. Men's Hockey team did
Surya Bonaly told the judges to screw themselves
The Canadians are a bunch of
whiners (oops, no surprise there)
Michelle Kwan broke Oksana
Bayul's world record for longest sob after a performance
Four words: Deutschland,
Deutschland, Uber Alles!
People actually watched the
damn thing