Top 10 things that are just
getting too much press
Latrell Sprewell - Yes, we
would all like to choke P.J. Carlesimo. But there's a term for
that..."misdemeanor."
Lara Croft - Yeah, we see you're
a 36E. But society isn't ready for digital relationships.
Fidel Castro - disgruntled
former ballplayer born 40 years too early. At least he lets the Pope
drop by.
Kenneth Starr -
nobody cares anymore, Ken. Except for maybe...
Janet Reno - strongest woman in
the Justice Dept. since J. Edgar Hoover. Or is she playing a "Crying
Game" on us, too?
Paula Jones - "go
on, take the money and run."
Ted Kaczynski - just when we
finally spell your name right, you go and plead down. Buttwipe.
Micro$oft - just remove your "e"
from our screens and shut up.
Spice Girls - your 15 minutes
ran out last year.
Monica Lewinsky - even
though she has the prettiest teeth the President ever came across