Top 10 Predictions for the
Pittsburgh Pirates during 1998
Tony Womack will steal 80
bases and put Delano DeShields and Deion Whats-his-name to shame
Lloyd McClendon will get pissed
if nobody gets a hit, so he'll hit for himself
Out of the blue, Al Martin will
be the one to beat Maris' home run record
Cordova will win 20 games! Really!
We'll get another case of
"Shortstop Identity Crisis" (Where's Shawon Dunston when you need
him?)
They'll go to Wrigley Field and
try to lose to the Cubs out of respect for Harry Carey...but they won't
because it's impossible to lose to the Cubs
Loiselle will save 60 games and
put Rod Beck and Randy Myers to shame
NL Pennant, baby! Bring on them
Indians!
They'll bring up some unknown
pitcher from Carolina and he'll win every game he pitches
They'll go 81-81 and still
win the NL Central
CUBS FANS! I love Harry just as much as you guys. I just think your
team sucks.