Top 10 Things You'd Never Hear My Roommate Say
"All I want is a tall glass of milk and all I have is this God-d*mn beer..."
"Barry Manilow is one cool mother-f*cker!"
"You mind if I turn off Law & Order
? There's a movie on Lifetime I wanna watch..."
"My grand-dad finds that offensive."
"Mind if I replace this poster of Kathy Ireland for this one of Margaret Thatcher?"
"GO BROWNS!"
"I'm beginning to doubt my sexuality..."
"Baywatch is kinda getting old and stupid..."
"No, seriously, I love Dr. Wooster's class."
"But I only read it for the articles!"