Top 10 Ways Westminster Will
Screw Me In Spring of 1998
Raise tuition $3000...for those who are
CS/Math double majors...and are sophomores...and male...and live in
Eichenauer
Make me take a Music class
They change my room assignment to
Jeffers
Claim that I send mass e-mails from the
Novell Groupwise server and take away my Novell e-mail (wait, that's a
blessing)
Assign
Dr. Hall to my Discrete II class
Assign
Dr. Hallto my Data Structures class
Say that all Speech GEC's are
cancelled...thereby making me take Inquiry...thereby preventing me
from graduating in four years
Cut off funding for the UNIX lab
File suit against me for making this Top
10 list
Make sports mandatory