Top 10 Things You Can Do At A Public Restroom


Write a novel and have the person in the next stall proofread it
Perform the Fart Sonata in F minor and ask others for accompaniment
Pretend to masturbate and squirt Jergens hand lotion over the partition into the next stall
Aim your piss stream so that it bounces in the half-inch space between the partition and the wall; hitting the person in the back of the head Note: If you are a female and can do that...send me e-mail
Unroll the toilet paper and put the end into the toilet so that it unrolls when you flush
Take a two-liter bottle of water in, slowly let it out into the toilet, and announce, "I'll never eat at (restaurant) again"
Start worshipping "The Porcelain God"
Take a stall that's already being occupied
Hit on the person in the stall next to you
Two words: group sing-a-long

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