Top 10 Things You Can Do At A
Public Restroom
Write a novel and have the person in
the next stall proofread it
Perform the Fart Sonata in F minor and
ask others for accompaniment
Pretend to masturbate and squirt Jergens
hand lotion over the partition into the next stall
Aim your piss stream so that it bounces in
the half-inch space between the partition and the wall; hitting the
person in the back of the head
Note: If you are a female and can do that...send me
e-mail
Unroll the toilet paper and put the end
into the toilet so that it unrolls when you flush
Take a two-liter bottle of water in,
slowly let it out into the toilet, and announce, "I'll never eat at
(restaurant) again"
Start worshipping "The Porcelain God"
Take a stall that's already being
occupied
Hit on the person in the stall next to
you
Two words: group sing-a-long