The Top 10 mistakes I made in Spain
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Trying to sneak in three pounds of C4 in my backpack
Pissing on the gate at the Royal Palace in Madrid
Getting drunk and claiming Jose Maria Olazabal was a pansy
Trying to say "Wednesday" (miercoles) and end up saying "shit" (mierda)
Anonymously crank-calling the American Embassy to tell them a thermonuclear
missile was stashed in a monastery in Segovia
Leaving a few Spanish women something to remember me by, if you know what
I mean
Going to the top of Sagrada Familia and shouting "Su madres son putas!"
Sending a postcard back to Principal Peduzzi saying:
The beer is great.
Wish you were here. G.
Going to a bullfight and saying "Come on, toro!"
Trying to sneak back three pounds of pot in my backpack