Top 10 Bombshells in THE
STARR REPORT
In 1986, Al Gore was replaced
with an android
Monica's pet name for Clinton's
penis is "Skin Force One"
Donna Shalala is actually a
bastard daughter of Marge Schott
Hillary and Janet Reno are
lovers
Hidden cameras were planted
throughout the Oval Orifice Office by Jerry Springer
Monica Lewinsky is actually an
agent for the Lebanese Government
Chelsea is actually the brains
of the family
Vince Foster was about to squeal
on Clinton's "improper relations" (Paula Jones' blowjobs)
Yasir Arafat did say to
Clinton: "Bill...Goats don't talk!"
NOTHING!