Top 10 Bombshells in THE STARR REPORT


10In 1986, Al Gore was replaced with an android
9Monica's pet name for Clinton's penis is "Skin Force One"
8Donna Shalala is actually a bastard daughter of Marge Schott
7Hillary and Janet Reno are lovers
6Hidden cameras were planted throughout the Oval Orifice Office by Jerry Springer
5Monica Lewinsky is actually an agent for the Lebanese Government
4Chelsea is actually the brains of the family
3Vince Foster was about to squeal on Clinton's "improper relations" (Paula Jones' blowjobs)
2Yasir Arafat did say to Clinton: "Bill...Goats don't talk!"
1NOTHING!

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