Top 10 Shockers Clinton Will Give To Ken Starr's Grand Jury

Satire!



10Roger Clinton is actually an adept hacker and wrote UUCP....Unix-to-Unix Cocaine Protocol
9"I felt Paula Jones' pain....she had a toothache"
8Chelsea is actually Bill & "Ginger Spice"'s love child
7He grows pot in the Rose Garden
6Vernon Jordan is Nicole & Ron's "Real Killer"
5Monica owns six pairs of knee-pads
4"All right, I did inhale!"
3Janet Reno is, in fact, a hermaphrodite
2Buddy & Socks are now lovers
1"It was all that bitch, Hillary! I didn't know jack about it. I'm just a stupid hick; she's the mastermind of all of it!"

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