Top 10 Shockers Clinton Will Give To
Ken Starr's Grand Jury
Roger Clinton is actually an
adept hacker and wrote UUCP....Unix-to-Unix Cocaine Protocol
"I felt Paula Jones' pain....she
had a toothache"
Chelsea is actually Bill &
"Ginger Spice"'s love child
He grows pot in the Rose Garden
Vernon Jordan is Nicole & Ron's
"Real Killer"
Monica owns six pairs of
knee-pads
"All right, I did inhale!"
Janet Reno is, in fact, a
hermaphrodite
Buddy & Socks are now lovers
"It was all that bitch,
Hillary! I didn't know jack about it. I'm just a stupid hick;
she's the mastermind of all of it!"