The Top 10 things that changed in the UNIX lab
UNIX is a registered trademark of the X/Open Corporation, and used to be a trademark of Novell,
UNIX system labs, and AT&T. Whew! Thank God for Berkeley.
The VT-100's have been replaced by old CS graduates with serial ports in
their ears and a keyboard out each one's ass
The default beep on Keystone has been changed to Tom Kelliher's voice which says, "Don't make me come
back to hurt you"
Cheese's old monitor is now a very nice aquarium (Thanks Jim Lower)
Matt Fuller isn't
there
A giant Bill Gate$ poster is on the blackboard for target practice
The ammo for target practice are the NeXTstations
The most popular computer in there is a PDP-11 running AT&T UNIX V6
Keystone now has a COBOL compiler that all students must use for a
senior-year project
Keith Niedfeldt's
10 pounds of c-4 hidden in Cheese's Tape Drive
All processes on the NFS clients are now moved to /dev/null