Top 10 Things That'll Change When Jesse Ventura Becomes Governor
He'll get in the ring with Hogan to determing the next President
John Randle will become a heavyweight champion of every wrestling organization
The name will be changed to "McMahonSucksLand"
The Twins will
move out
Update Minnesota constitution to allow powerbombs as misdemeanor punishment
Update Minnesota constitution to allow powerbombs to stupid legislators
The state bird will be the one Steve Austin gives to Vince McMahon on a regular basis
Ric Flair will be named lieutenant governor (hey, he just lost at Starrcade, what else will he do?)
Start a US-Canada border war with Benoit, Jericho, and the Harts
Curt Hennig will run against him in 2002