Top 10 Things That The "98" In
Windows 98 Stands For
The number of megs a minimum
installation takes up
The minimum CPU use percentage
at any given time
The maximum number of minutes it
takes for it to crash
The minimum number of minutes it
takes for a frustrated user to reformat the drive and put FreeBSD on
it
The billions of dollars Bill
Gate$ will have after W98 has reached the end of its life span
The number of Micro$oft Tech
Support flunkies it takes to change a light bulb (48 to determine what
the problem is, 48 to try to recreate the problem, and two to write a
patch that will prevent the receptacle from causing the burnout
again...meanwhile, the bulb is still burned out)
The number of anti-trust
lawsuits Micro$oft will somehow get out of
The number of bugs
features that have been added from W95
How many megs of ram it takes to
run
How many years it will take
before the next version is released