Top 10 Things That The "98" In Windows 98 Stands For


10The number of megs a minimum installation takes up
9The minimum CPU use percentage at any given time
8The maximum number of minutes it takes for it to crash
7The minimum number of minutes it takes for a frustrated user to reformat the drive and put FreeBSD on it
6The billions of dollars Bill Gate$ will have after W98 has reached the end of its life span
5The number of Micro$oft Tech Support flunkies it takes to change a light bulb (48 to determine what the problem is, 48 to try to recreate the problem, and two to write a patch that will prevent the receptacle from causing the burnout again...meanwhile, the bulb is still burned out)
4The number of anti-trust lawsuits Micro$oft will somehow get out of
3The number of bugs features that have been added from W95
2How many megs of ram it takes to run
1How many years it will take before the next version is released

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