The Top 10 features on the new
computers in Westminster's computer labs
All backgrounds are pornographic images
of the professors
They come with Monty Python's
Complete Waste of Time preloaded
All ZIP drives come with a 3½ inch disk
already jammed inside it
They have Sound Blaster AWE64
cards...but no speakers
All messages now have an emoticon next
to them :P
They now have an auto-logout feature
that automatically logs out the user whenever they log in
They come with the Micro$oft Internet
Destroyer
The T1 line was replaced by a 2400 baud
modem
The old T1 line was taken up by Don Dare
for the sole purpose of mudding
They're set on Nascar mode...they
crash every two minutes