Top 10 Stories From The West Hall Fire

Yeah, that's me. I can find humor in the most serious situations.

10It was a diversionary tactic to get the students' minds off how badly they're getting screwed
9It's Fritz Horn's way of getting back the NeXTs
8"Just a little prank from Grove City" ....Remember, this is SATIRE
7Bernie Bonnie was dismayed at the loss of several VT100s
6The kind-hearted Amish started a bucket brigade...with horse manure
5It was a subtle hint to get cracking in building Remick Hall
4The New Wilmington Fire Department tried putting it out with Kerosene
3Several trustees were seen nearby going "Chuck-ching!"
2The Alpha Sigs will get blamed for it even though it most likely had nothing to do with them
1The entire English Department stood outside chanting "Combust, evil edifice, combust!"

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