Top 10 Stories From The West
Hall Fire
Yeah, that's me. I can find humor in the most serious situations.
It was a diversionary tactic
to get the students' minds off how badly they're getting screwed
It's Fritz Horn's way of getting
back the NeXTs
"Just a little prank from Grove
City" ....Remember, this is SATIRE
Bernie Bonnie was dismayed at
the loss of several VT100s
The kind-hearted Amish started a
bucket brigade...with horse manure
It was a subtle hint to get
cracking in building Remick Hall
The New Wilmington Fire
Department tried putting it out with Kerosene
Several trustees were seen nearby
going "Chuck-ching!"
The Alpha Sigs will get blamed
for it even though it most likely had nothing to do with them
The entire English
Department stood outside chanting "Combust, evil edifice,
combust!"