Well, West Hall burnt down, Miller Peck retired, and the scaffolding collapses in front of Browne Hall. Not to be pessimistic, but...
Top 10 Other Bad Things That Can Happen To Westminster
TUB Grill gets replaced with Tofu Bar
Lightning strikes the bell tower causing it to go through 6 days worth of ringing in two hours
They ditch the P200s for PS/2s running OS/2
College bans alcohol at the fraternity houses....oops, it's already happening
Hoyt catches fire but only damages UNIX lab
TRUSTEE REVOLT!
We get our asses pounded on Homecoming...oops, it happened already, too
TCF collapses to ground...oops...
Alan Workman accidently puts a virus on the network (actually, they already did: Novell Client 32)
Dr. Hall comes back early