The Top 10 Things R. Thomas Williamson Said During
His First Summer At Westminster
Note: R. Thomas Williamson is the new president of Westminster College, replacing the
retiring chancellor, Oscar Remick.
"Damn, this job's gonna be easy."
"Boy, old Ozzie made a mess of this office in ten years,
huh?"
"Now, which hall has the freshman girls?"
"Hoyt Science Center...that big gray building at the end of
campus...what's taught there?"
"I'm sure everyone at the cafeteria is nice."
"Hmmm...what's that smell? Smells like horse dung...oh."
"So where did Ozzie keep the booze?"
"That TUB guy...Wilbur...he kinda seems like...ya know...one
of them...don't you think?"
"Gee, this campus-wide network isn't all that fast..."
"What the hell was I thinking when I took this job?"